I don’t know what his name is. Or his age. His cheeks are adorably puffy and freckled with glow-in-the-dark stars, and his dark eyes shimmer with joy every time he interrupts my sleep. His hair is silvery blue, and coily. It almost reminds me of how people depict Cherub, but like if you aged him twenty years and put him on a milk carton.
Except instead of a cute baby sitting on my chest and tormenting me, I get a grownass dude who just happens to be really hot. Welp, better than those old ladies who sit on chests?